at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
What drink are we having for lunch?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Randomize
