found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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