I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
