there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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