My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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