I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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