I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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