If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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