I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
birth control should be required to get into college
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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