i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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