if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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