Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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