Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my sisters under your porch take her home
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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