So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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