dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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