The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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