Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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