I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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