I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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