I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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