What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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