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I smell stomach acid.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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