smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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