we have officially lost it.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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