I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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