I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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