Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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