Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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