my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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