take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
