your thong is hanging out like whoa
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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