could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So many bounce houses so little time
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
