dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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