I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He passed out mid-signature
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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