Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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