i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Brb crying the tears of my youth
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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