hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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