would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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