you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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