Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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