You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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