This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
