Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When are your genitals available?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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