But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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