ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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