I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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