I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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