ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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