ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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