Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She bit a glass in half.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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