Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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