Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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