how can u be prego again
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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