Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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